Post by trickssi on Dec 19, 2009 22:53:09 GMT -5
O haaaay~ <3
I've decided to compile a few of my parodies herein. Please leave a comment if you enjoyed them in any capacity. Most of them are Ace Attorney related.
"I Remember Johnny," an ode to Johnny Yong Bosch set to Weird Al's "I Remember Larry" kjas.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=46&page=1#229
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As-yet untitled piece set to the ungodly "Party in the U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus
The things I do in the name of parody I don't even. It may or may not have been inspired by my sitting around thinking, "Hm. Miles Edgeworth. Miles E. Miley. Miles E. Cyrus... what the shit is this shit it must happen OH GOD
I hopped off the plane at LAX
Back from Germany, once again
Up against the Wright & Co Office, hah,
Does he think he can win?
Went to the stand
Looking dandy and refined
Look to my right and I see the witness on trial
Clearly this guy’s crazy
Luckily, it’s where the blame is
Defense deferrin’ and he’s pulling out a badge trick
Though he doesn’t know it’s useless
That’s when the witness suddenly puts on a show
And the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong
So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Wait in the lobby to give him time
Wonder how he’s gonna fumble now
Then in comes Dick who’s thinking quick
He wants to celebrate, but how?
So why won’t Mr. Wright simply concede?
It’s definitely not a race against me
‘Cause he all says are the wrong words
I guess he didn’t check the records
Defense deferrin’ and he’s showing us his own pic
Though he doesn’t know it’s useless
That’s when the witness lies to let us know
That the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong
So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Feel like I should catch a flight
Back to Germany tonight
Something stops me in my prime
The ace attorney’s looking like Phoenix Wright
So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
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"Toaster Face," a parody of Lady Gaga's most infectious "Poker Face"
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
It's blacker than the night and hotter than Hades
The perfect blend of coffee never loses speed (he loves it)
Chucking the impossible is how he's gonna start
And when the case is over only truth is on your heart, heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
When the defense has something waiting up its sleeve,
Investigation can be hard when you can't see (the blood there)
It's one of my rules that the turnabout is fun
And when it comes to law you cannot cry until it's done, done
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
I won't tell you he's Diego
What do you know?
'Cause you're smitten with this kitten
I'm not lying, I'm just tellin' he could be a felon
Unlike that prosecutor chick,
He'd rather whip you with a coffee mug
I promise you, promise ya
'Cause he's vengeful for Dahlia
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(He’s drinking all your coffee)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
---
"Innocent" set to Portal's end song "Still Alive"; inspired by ShoySlayer on Court-records.net.
This was a trial
I’m making a note here: epic fail
It’s hard to concentrate with this contraption
Hazakurain
I did what I did
For my revenge
Now it’s good for all of us,
Except my girlfriend, who’s dead.
But there’s no sense crying even when your eyes break
Gotta keep the trial moving when you’re at stake
And the time that I spent
With my face in a vent
Was to show nobody’s innocent
I’m still kind of angry
Seeing what misty eyes allow
Evidence that made me
Homicidal
It tore me to pieces
When I killed a woman I admired
As she died, it hurt because
I had been aiming for you!
Now these cups of coffee have a glorious smell
And they’re black and savory and hotter than hell
I don’t care if it burns
Here’s a lesson I have learned:
It’s that nobody is innocent
Go ahead and leave me;
I’m probably going to claim asylum.
Maybe you’ll find someone to replace me.
Maybe Jean Armstrong.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HE’S FAT. AND FRENCH.
Anyway, the coffee’s great,
It’s served in padded white cups…
Look at me, still sipping
While there’s judgment to do
When I think of Mia, she would feel the same, too.
I’ve got java to ingest
So put DL-6 to rest
‘Cause it proves nobody’s innocent
And believe me, I’m not innocent.
I killed her mom, I can’t be innocent.
It ain’t FANTASTIC but that’s how it went.
Dahlia was never innocent
But when she’s dead I might be innocent
Innocent
Innocent
---
"Underpants" set to Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance"
Caught with your underpants
Caught with your underpants
Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?
Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?
The cat that sullied
Curiosity
He stole the underwear
Of Plum Kitaki
He’s such a slug
Slug, slug, slug
A sticky slug
So full of drama
Meticulous and
Pursuing science
With despoiling hands
It’s like a drug
Drug, drug, drug
His only drug
You know that he saw you
In the Wonder Bar debut
He wants them
Your underpants
He wants your bloomers
In their magical splendor
‘Cause he collects your underpants
He won’t admit he put ‘em
Under a fender
‘Cause he collects your underpants
Caught with your underpants
Caught with your underpants
Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?
And to his horror
One day he might find
His snatching habits
Make him witness a crime
A mobster thug
Thug, thug, thug
Kitaki thug
But Wesley Stickler
Will never be slick
What he disposes of
Will label him sick
‘Cause it’s his drug
Drug, drug, drug,
It’s like a drug
You know that he saw you
In the Wonder Bar debut
(He’s got a sneak itch, baby!)
He wants them
Your underpants
He wants your bloomers
In their magical splendor
‘Cause he collects your underpants
He won’t admit he put ‘em
Under a fender
‘Cause he collects your underpants
Caught with your underpants
Caught with your underpants
Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?
Speak vocabulary
Make it seem like you’re not crazy
Speak vocabulary
Make it seem like you’re not crazy
Speak vocabulary
Make it seem like you’re not crazy
Speak vocabulary
You got a bad itch, baby
It’s like a drug
Gotta have it on hand
It’s like a drug
Stealing your underpants
Il veut culottes
Et il est effronté
Il veut culottes
Stealing your underpants
Stealing your underpants
Stealing your underpants
What’s under your pants?
(Caught with your underpants)
What’s under your pants?
He wants your bloomers
In their magical splendor
‘Cause he collects your underpants
He won’t admit he put ‘em
Under a fender
‘Cause he collects your underpants
What’s under your pants?
(Caught with your underpants)
What’s under your pants?
What’s under your pants?
(Caught with your underpants)
Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?
I've decided to compile a few of my parodies herein. Please leave a comment if you enjoyed them in any capacity. Most of them are Ace Attorney related.
"I Remember Johnny," an ode to Johnny Yong Bosch set to Weird Al's "I Remember Larry" kjas.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=46&page=1#229
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As-yet untitled piece set to the ungodly "Party in the U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus
I hopped off the plane at LAX
Back from Germany, once again
Up against the Wright & Co Office, hah,
Does he think he can win?
Went to the stand
Looking dandy and refined
Look to my right and I see the witness on trial
Clearly this guy’s crazy
Luckily, it’s where the blame is
Defense deferrin’ and he’s pulling out a badge trick
Though he doesn’t know it’s useless
That’s when the witness suddenly puts on a show
And the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong
So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Wait in the lobby to give him time
Wonder how he’s gonna fumble now
Then in comes Dick who’s thinking quick
He wants to celebrate, but how?
So why won’t Mr. Wright simply concede?
It’s definitely not a race against me
‘Cause he all says are the wrong words
I guess he didn’t check the records
Defense deferrin’ and he’s showing us his own pic
Though he doesn’t know it’s useless
That’s when the witness lies to let us know
That the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong
And the testimony’s wrong
So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Feel like I should catch a flight
Back to Germany tonight
Something stops me in my prime
The ace attorney’s looking like Phoenix Wright
So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
So I put my hand up
And say, “OBJECTION!”
To evidence in my way
Shaking my head, TAKE THAT!
Slamming my fist, TAKE THAT!
Won’t you shut up?
I say, “OBJECTION!”
I know I’m gonna make you pay
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
Yeah, it’s the prosecutor’s win today
---
"Toaster Face," a parody of Lady Gaga's most infectious "Poker Face"
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
It's blacker than the night and hotter than Hades
The perfect blend of coffee never loses speed (he loves it)
Chucking the impossible is how he's gonna start
And when the case is over only truth is on your heart, heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
When the defense has something waiting up its sleeve,
Investigation can be hard when you can't see (the blood there)
It's one of my rules that the turnabout is fun
And when it comes to law you cannot cry until it's done, done
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
There is no red inside of his head
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
(G-G-Godot)
I won't tell you he's Diego
What do you know?
'Cause you're smitten with this kitten
I'm not lying, I'm just tellin' he could be a felon
Unlike that prosecutor chick,
He'd rather whip you with a coffee mug
I promise you, promise ya
'Cause he's vengeful for Dahlia
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
Can't beat my, can't beat my,
No, they can't beat my Toaster Face
(He's drinking all your coffee)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(He’s drinking all your coffee)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
T-T-T-Toaster Face, T-T-Toaster Face
(G-G-Godot)
---
"Innocent" set to Portal's end song "Still Alive"; inspired by ShoySlayer on Court-records.net.
This was a trial
I’m making a note here: epic fail
It’s hard to concentrate with this contraption
Hazakurain
I did what I did
For my revenge
Now it’s good for all of us,
Except my girlfriend, who’s dead.
But there’s no sense crying even when your eyes break
Gotta keep the trial moving when you’re at stake
And the time that I spent
With my face in a vent
Was to show nobody’s innocent
I’m still kind of angry
Seeing what misty eyes allow
Evidence that made me
Homicidal
It tore me to pieces
When I killed a woman I admired
As she died, it hurt because
I had been aiming for you!
Now these cups of coffee have a glorious smell
And they’re black and savory and hotter than hell
I don’t care if it burns
Here’s a lesson I have learned:
It’s that nobody is innocent
Go ahead and leave me;
I’m probably going to claim asylum.
Maybe you’ll find someone to replace me.
Maybe Jean Armstrong.
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HE’S FAT. AND FRENCH.
Anyway, the coffee’s great,
It’s served in padded white cups…
Look at me, still sipping
While there’s judgment to do
When I think of Mia, she would feel the same, too.
I’ve got java to ingest
So put DL-6 to rest
‘Cause it proves nobody’s innocent
And believe me, I’m not innocent.
I killed her mom, I can’t be innocent.
It ain’t FANTASTIC but that’s how it went.
Dahlia was never innocent
But when she’s dead I might be innocent
Innocent
Innocent
---
"Underpants" set to Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance"
Caught with your underpants
Caught with your underpants
Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?
Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?
The cat that sullied
Curiosity
He stole the underwear
Of Plum Kitaki
He’s such a slug
Slug, slug, slug
A sticky slug
So full of drama
Meticulous and
Pursuing science
With despoiling hands
It’s like a drug
Drug, drug, drug
His only drug
You know that he saw you
In the Wonder Bar debut
He wants them
Your underpants
He wants your bloomers
In their magical splendor
‘Cause he collects your underpants
He won’t admit he put ‘em
Under a fender
‘Cause he collects your underpants
Caught with your underpants
Caught with your underpants
Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?
And to his horror
One day he might find
His snatching habits
Make him witness a crime
A mobster thug
Thug, thug, thug
Kitaki thug
But Wesley Stickler
Will never be slick
What he disposes of
Will label him sick
‘Cause it’s his drug
Drug, drug, drug,
It’s like a drug
You know that he saw you
In the Wonder Bar debut
(He’s got a sneak itch, baby!)
He wants them
Your underpants
He wants your bloomers
In their magical splendor
‘Cause he collects your underpants
He won’t admit he put ‘em
Under a fender
‘Cause he collects your underpants
Caught with your underpants
Caught with your underpants
Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?
Speak vocabulary
Make it seem like you’re not crazy
Speak vocabulary
Make it seem like you’re not crazy
Speak vocabulary
Make it seem like you’re not crazy
Speak vocabulary
You got a bad itch, baby
It’s like a drug
Gotta have it on hand
It’s like a drug
Stealing your underpants
Il veut culottes
Et il est effronté
Il veut culottes
Stealing your underpants
Stealing your underpants
Stealing your underpants
What’s under your pants?
(Caught with your underpants)
What’s under your pants?
He wants your bloomers
In their magical splendor
‘Cause he collects your underpants
He won’t admit he put ‘em
Under a fender
‘Cause he collects your underpants
What’s under your pants?
(Caught with your underpants)
What’s under your pants?
What’s under your pants?
(Caught with your underpants)
Bra-bra-ah-ah-ah!
Hama-hamina
Knowledge, ooh la la!
What’s under your pants?
